Wednesday, April 14, 2010

What Am I?

You can have me but cannot hold me; Gain me and quickly lose me. If treated with care I can be great, but if betrayed I will break. What am I?

Trust.

Computer Super Hero

What do you call a computer super hero?

A screen saver.

Cut, But Never Eaten

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

A deck of cards.

Broken Word

What word breaks when you say it?

Silence.

Jelly Beans and Licorice Sticks

If 10 bags of jelly beans and 6 licorice sticks cost $1 and 10 licorice sticks and 6 jelly bean bags cost 92 cents how much does one licorice stick cost?

5 cents. Jelly bean bags cost 7 cents.

Who Am I?

I have a father and a mother, but I am not their son. Who am I?

Their daughter.

Rhetorical Question

Why do we drive in the parkway, but park in the driveway???

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Puzzles

If you have any good puzzles/jokes/riddles, go ahead and enlighten me through comments.