What Am I?

You can have me but cannot hold me; Gain me and quickly lose me. If treated with care I can be great, but if betrayed I will break. What am I?

Trust.

Computer Super Hero

What do you call a computer super hero?

A screen saver.

Cut, But Never Eaten

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

A deck of cards.

Broken Word

What word breaks when you say it?

Silence.

Jelly Beans and Licorice Sticks

If 10 bags of jelly beans and 6 licorice sticks cost $1 and 10 licorice sticks and 6 jelly bean bags cost 92 cents how much does one licorice stick cost?

5 cents. Jelly bean bags cost 7 cents.

Who Am I?

I have a father and a mother, but I am not their son. Who am I?

Their daughter.

Rhetorical Question

Why do we drive in the parkway, but park in the driveway???

Japanese Proverb

Puzzles

If you have any good puzzles/jokes/riddles, go ahead and enlighten me through comments.

Presidents

The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and father, but they were not brothers. How is this possible?

They were the same person.

???

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The rich need it,
The poor have it,
And if you eat it,
You die?

Nothing.
Nothing is greater than God,
Nothing is more evil than the devil,
The rich need nothing,
The poor have nothing,
And if you eat nothing,
You die.

Twenty-Five

How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

Once, then you would be subtracting 5 from 20.

Friday

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?

His horse's name was Friday.