What Am I?

You can have me but cannot hold me; Gain me and quickly lose me. If treated with care I can be great, but if betrayed I will break. What am I?

Trust.

Computer Super Hero

What do you call a computer super hero?

A screen saver.

Cut, But Never Eaten

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

A deck of cards.

Broken Word

What word breaks when you say it?

Silence.

Jelly Beans and Licorice Sticks

If 10 bags of jelly beans and 6 licorice sticks cost $1 and 10 licorice sticks and 6 jelly bean bags cost 92 cents how much does one licorice stick cost?

5 cents. Jelly bean bags cost 7 cents.

Who Am I?

I have a father and a mother, but I am not their son. Who am I?

Their daughter.

Rhetorical Question

Why do we drive in the parkway, but park in the driveway???